John Kdunk

And ugly bald muthafucka who likes to suck dick

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by Tkvd09 February 3, 2018

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John

The cutest, hottest guy you'll know. Football crazy, man's probably bisexual if gen z. Gives ya butterflys when he enters a room and gives the best hugs you will know. Always listens about your problems, make sure too listen too his, it's the least you could do for him. Care for him and never do wrong otherwise I'll kick your ass. Gets all the ladies and gentlemen. Likes some type of mythology. Once you've found your John, you'll love him, always want him too be happy, that's how you love a john.

H: whose Ur fav person

Me: John is the most loving person you'll know, always been there for me and is the best johhn I know.

It can be used as a noun, an adjective meaning perfect and hot as fuck.

by mArVeL fOr LiFe November 4, 2021

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John from 1776

A man who uses outbursts of generalized masculine phrases and sayings to disguise his homosexual desires and history

Does that John from 1776 really think yelling about guns and whiskey is fooling anyone??

by PowerFart July 22, 2025

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john bateson

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down

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by Wee john November 4, 2013

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John Kim

a fucking son of a bitch that sits on a fucking chair, with a book named the little prince on his left hand, and a stupid shit-ass blue pen on his right hand. He used to have a fucking stupid glasses on his fucking face, but he got laser surgery, like 10 days ago. BTW he likes "CUTE" mother fuckers.

look there is a stupid motherfucker named John Kim.

by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022

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