One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.
by Bear Down June 16, 2011
The act of slapping ones nut sack across the forhead of someone who is asleep or laying down in a bed. It is best when done after sex when you feel the need to humiliate your partner.
by my damey May 06, 2006
Crazy. Doing something stupid. In Philly terms, "Drawn" or "Drawlin". Actin a fool. In NYC terms, "Wildin Out".
Shorty's in her bag right now wearing leather leg-ins and boots in the summertime. He or She is in his/her bag right now thinkin they can keep goin around having unprotected sex and not catch something.
by SouloCutz April 06, 2009
A guy who drinks excessively and does obscene things like piss at a stop sign in the middle of the street and when caught by the cops he tells them he threw up, a guy that shows to work drunk almost every day and drinks so much that he actually passes for not being drunk at all. A guy who is a Marine and about to be a private.
Drunky McDouche Bag Frankie got a DUI over the 96 weekend and then a few weeks later went surfing in the bed of a pickup truck while drunk on a freeway at 80 miles an hour.
by whitethunder619 January 25, 2011
by hbar314 May 17, 2011
Man, I was jibbing that rail when I slipped out and hit my backside ball bag.
Dude, quit being such a backside ball bag.
Dude, quit being such a backside ball bag.
by Dave C of Windsor MA November 03, 2005
The act of steeping one's balls in boiling water for over 5 minutes before dipping them in an unsuspecting friend's face.
by Chiprickets January 15, 2012