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life

life is the cure for death so if ur dead respawn
by rrrrichie May 9, 2020
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The meaning of life

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
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Life

that big ball of epic fail you always tell to gtfo
by TheresaFrances September 7, 2010
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Life

The meaning of life is birth to death. well that's what others think. To me when I die, that will be the time that I will be living the most. In heaven.
by jennagracemarie July 9, 2014
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life

that sucky thing you live every day. It hates you and always tries to ruin your day. They say you only live once, that is a good thing
Do you hear that? Its the sound of life trying to kill you
by Mayoiscool May 4, 2018
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life

Your life is something you can buy and is pathetic
by Jeff the donkey October 6, 2020
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The Jet Life

1) A hardcore New York Jet fan's way of living, eating, and breathing.

2) A blog about the New York Jets. (TheJetLife.blogspot.com)
I haven't taken my Revis jersey off in 3 weeks, I'm living The Jet Life.
by TheJetLife May 13, 2011
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