Ur mom

She helps you but embarrass ya

Mom: Honey look it’s Mickey Mouse! Hi Mickey my daughter loves you
Daughter: Mommmmm!
Mom: but I’m you ur mom
Daughter: idc

by Your meme girl November 11, 2019

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your mom

a problem to society.

"so why'd my entire family die in a fire excluding me, just yesterday?"
"because of your mom"

by Sossololpipi November 22, 2020

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“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.

Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.

“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay

by le mule and sons March 7, 2024

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