Not to be confused with morbid obesity or the more commonly known love handle, the love-railing is a single, unified, full-on midsection extension of flab that connects existing love handles together around the lower stomach and the back, providing 360 degrees of access to a secure lovemaking grip-hold, regardless of position. (Primarily relevant to the sexually non-selective)
Emory: Wow, judging by your screams it sounded like that fat chick you took home from the bar last night really worked you over good, huh?
Oglethorpe: You have no idea. I spent the entire night clinging for dear life to her love-railing, praying to God for it to be over.
Oglethorpe: You have no idea. I spent the entire night clinging for dear life to her love-railing, praying to God for it to be over.
by Skip Skipstofferson March 2, 2011
Get the love-railingmug. when one who is partial is made whole by another, they're love is shared with one another, one always tries to love the other more while the other is trying to do the same, they get through every up and down in their lives, no matter how hard it is, because true love persists.
but everyone has their own definition of true love, but for some, true love is seen when they lock eyes with the one they love, and they both see their whole world in one another's eyes, and their hearts beat together in sync
but everyone has their own definition of true love, but for some, true love is seen when they lock eyes with the one they love, and they both see their whole world in one another's eyes, and their hearts beat together in sync
love romance eternity are all parts of true love, but everyone writes their own definition as they see fit
by Romeo Gatsby September 28, 2011
Get the true lovemug. the action of punching a potential stalker/ex boyfriend/ ex crush/creep who has cheated on you, lied to you, made fun of you, talked about you, or simply spread rumors that you like him. .They stare creepily at you in public like two blinking eyes in the dark. It scares the crap out of you and you just want to punch them in the face. But to be a lady, you wham items from paper to pumpkin pie to tell him that your affection towards him is not love, but mere hatred. The wham of love people.
** best performed in front of his friends, who thinks you are madly in love with them.
** best performed in front of his friends, who thinks you are madly in love with them.
So i just used the wham of love to tell him that i don't like him.
My boyfriend cheated on me so i used the wham of love to tell him that he is a complete douche bag. He is now covered with cake frosting.
My crush from middle school still thinks i like him. We're in college right now, and he's spreading around rumors that i'm still madly in love with him. So i did the wham of love on him. I completely humiliated him in front of his friends.
My boyfriend cheated on me so i used the wham of love to tell him that he is a complete douche bag. He is now covered with cake frosting.
My crush from middle school still thinks i like him. We're in college right now, and he's spreading around rumors that i'm still madly in love with him. So i did the wham of love on him. I completely humiliated him in front of his friends.
by iloveuboo February 9, 2010
Get the The wham of lovemug. It's like a normal calendar year, except there's a month missing, so it lasts for eleven months instead of twelve.
Person A: My baby girl has exactly a month to go until its first birthday.
Person B: Wow, that means she's a love-year old today, congratulations!
Person B: Wow, that means she's a love-year old today, congratulations!
by fgsfdsfgsfdsfgsfds August 15, 2009
Get the Love-yearmug. by Froboi January 29, 2010
Get the Plusle Lovemug. I was about to blow all over this girl's face when I squeezed out a luffle...kinda ruined the moment.
Dude, last night I was going down on this girl when I felt a love truffle pushing against my chin, not cool!!!
Dude, last night I was going down on this girl when I felt a love truffle pushing against my chin, not cool!!!
by Ubermore April 13, 2009
Get the Love Trufflemug. by chapz™ April 24, 2006
Get the gum lovemug.