john Hopkin

Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.

John Hopkin is super sensitive

by John Rumple March 29, 2021

John Moment

When you spell something horribly

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment

by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021

daddy john

daddy john is a person that is like a father figure that had left to go get the MILK and never came back he is loved by no one and is the town sad person

hey daddy john go suck yourself

by BIG-M chocolate milk February 27, 2022

John

Doesn't understand social media trends

What da dawg doin

This kid has an extra chromosome,one more to be a qualified john

by NoTaJohn November 21, 2021

John

A very fat man who is obese. He is plump but also very nice and gentle.

John ate many donuts.

by Hdjkdkdk October 14, 2023

John

a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious

"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"

by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024

John macena

John Macena: the comic relief, a loyal friend, a ver exaggerated individual, sensitive, but don’t get on his bad side he will hold a grudge against you till the day he dies. Not very well hung but makes up for it with everything else.

I love John Macena but just wish he was deeper

by MLMFU September 10, 2022