man or bear

a question posed on the internet whether a woman would consider herself being safer while alone in the forest with either a man or wild bear.

I asked her "man or bear" and she was the only girl by far to pick the man

by keyboard8 August 8, 2024

Rat in a Bear Trap

A situation you can easily get out of but decide to stay in regardless of the circumstances.

Dude, you better catch up on me with these brewskis cause I'm feeling like a rat in a bear trap right about now.

by The Maybe Man September 10, 2023

National Grizzly Bear Day

A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.

Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.

Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.

by User 98702 October 25, 2023

Huggy Panda Bear

Someone who's there for you and gives amazing hugs. They make you feel warm inside and accomplished. Huggy Panda Bear has a good appetite too and shares food.

That person is a huggy panda bear, they shared food with their best friend.

by Panda girl is real December 15, 2023

Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.

Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.

by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023

Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 4, 2024

Build-a-bear Baddie

Definition: adj- Someone who fancies themselves a "baddie" after acquiring one or multiple cosmetic surgery/ies, such as breast/lip augmentations, Brazilian butt lift(BBL), liposuction etc.

She paid all of that money to be a build-a-bear baddie.

by Mase232 January 13, 2024