jerking off the wall

The act of painting a wall white

Devin was jerking off the wall all day to change it's color

by Southslice October 6, 2013

Fresh off the Bong

Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.

Example 1;

Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos

Emily: only if you come with me

Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong

Example2;

Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay

Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B

Son: you're shitting me?

by after you bitch February 14, 2012

Rippin' off a piece

Having illicit sexual relations with someone who is involved in a relationship. Can be used in non-adulterous situations as well.

q: "How come you didn't meet us at the bar last night?"
a: "I was rippin' off a piece of Elaine's fine ass"

or

"Rip me off a piece of that bread"

etc

by derp_derp March 19, 2011

Fresh off the swings

Someone who is acting child'ish. Or someone who is not of legal age.

Bro your girl was hella Fresh off the swings when she saw me flurtin with all these sluthers.

OR

Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!

by 2DotDee July 9, 2011

scrub one off

(verb) In the the bluegrass genre it means the starting of the song also know as mash one , cut it , put it in the pocket , drop the big one five, or weld it.

One needs to understand it has nothing to do with jacking off ( all though it could)

ladies and genta mens we gonna scrub one off fer ya

by chip staford June 22, 2011

jarateed me off

An internet slang term for "pissed me off."

Finds its origins in the video game "Team Fortress 2" where the sniper character class has a secondary weapon called "jarate" which is a mason jar full of (presumably his own) urine. When he throws it, he says "jaaarate!" and if he scores a hit, gains attack bonuses against the unfortunate target.

"Did you see how that woman just cut me off? That really jarateed me off!"

by kjolnir October 6, 2011

Sloth me off

Cock sucking for the lazy when both participants are really way too tired to actually engage in any physical act but the female will always do her best to please her man

Adjective (Sloth as in lazy sleepy mammal)

Krystle Sloth me off as I can't be bothered to do anything to you!!
Steve of course I'll slothyouoff now come ere you!!!

by Mr Slothmeoff October 6, 2011