Shit Sass

When you sass so much you shit yourself.

"Have you ever sassedso much you shit yourself?"

"Yeah, it's called Shit Sass."

by DorkyHonda December 12, 2015

Kitty shitting

Placing cat feaces up your bum so that when you fart you can blame the cat and say "it smells like cat feaces in here!"

I was at my girlfriend's mum's house last night, I was totally Kitty shitting and blamed her 17 year old cat

by Straw boy November 25, 2019

Ship-Shit

Relationship bullshit. The ridiculous bullshit that one has to go through in a relationship that doesn't make logical sense. Typically in a relationship that is not working out or going well.

Friend: "Hey how's it going between you and Tony?"
You: "Ya know same old ship-shit...I don't know if we're going to last much longer."
OR
You: "What are you and Tammy fighting about anyways?"
Friend: "Stupid ship-shit. She expects me to pay for her dogs grooming bill because she says I'm 'the one that makes him shed' because I pet him 'too much'. It doesn't even make sense."

by KindleKrackhead February 6, 2022

VSCO shit

A term used to describe anyone who supports a VSCO girl(or boy) nature, someone who thinks crocs are cool and owns a hydroflask(s).

Josh:"Tommy, quit with your VSCO shit!"

Tommy:"Hyrdroflasksksk."

by NoHomo123 November 8, 2019

Shit revenge

When u you got your dump interrupted 1 day and you shit double the next.

Sarah called me to pick the kids while I was dumping and I had to cut it in half. The next morning I got a shit revenge and the whole house smelled terrible.

by acusyn July 30, 2021

cereal shit

the urge to poop that comes after eating cereal, usually a very sudden and urgent feeling within an hour of cereal consumption

Friend 1: Hey man, I’m in the neighborhood, can I drop by?
Friend 2: Sure but not right now, I just ate some cereal. I’ll let you know after I take a cereal shit

by DesiBoy August 14, 2019

Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.

I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.

by Shaymer December 26, 2017