Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

John

the best person in the planet. He's tall, pale and hot. Many girls are begging for him to be theirs, but he's already taken. Everybody loves him. When he walks on a street, many people would ask for his autograph. When he steps in a shop, people ask him to take pictures with him. He has good hygiene and he owns 15 cars. He lives in a palace with his dog and his girlfriend

girl1: omg i have a new crush
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO

boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john

"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"

by thatonereallycoolhotperson June 8, 2023

Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.

Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.

by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022

Johne dape

A johne dape is when your friend johne hits the dab so hard it becomes a dape

Man yesterday Johne hit the Johne dape so hard Maren fell in love with him

by YEET mrfootfetish September 10, 2019

John

GREATEST OF ALL TIME! No other name matters. And yes, I, John Soto, wrote this.

Greatest uncle of all time.

John is the John.

His nephews this he’s the John.

by UncleJohnny November 22, 2021

john cock

has a big penits

john cock: I h

by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023

John

Sexy ….Amazing style.The definition of a perfect man.Protector, Loyal and honorable.Every girl dreams to be with a John.If you find one keep him.Never let him go.Your in luck ladies because John is the Bomb.com.

You must be with a John I can tell by that huge grin on your face.Damn girl what did you do last night?

by Channahm July 28, 2021