autizmo monkey 

Someone who is sped beyond comprehension.

Example 1

Bert: Haa heehaa heehee boogers be yummy ooo mmm mmm mmmm yummy yummy yummy

Connor: Shut the fuck up you stupid ass autizmo monkey.

Example 2

Jake: Yo, there's 3 squads fighting at the congonguous building in the distance, I'ma go rush them

Steve: Ay bro, don't be an autizmo monkey pushing 3 squads.

autizmo monkey by Papa Muey December 16, 2022

siva supreme monkey overlord 

Siva the supreme monkey lord has been searching for the items to complete the ultimate monkey ritual, the items are the four monkey idols from the north,east,west and south from the anicent monkey temples in africa, to obtain the items siva needed speed,agilty ad perfect balance in order to obtain them. after he has obtained these items he must collect the ingredients such as 4 diced bananas, 1/4 cup of cream and the spoon of holding. once siva has completed the ritual he will obtain the monkey staff to allow him to make the perfect banana split!

siva supreme monkey overlord will climb higher then any other man trying to make the perfect banana split!

siva supreme monkey overlord by Rylee research October 30, 2012

anti flange monkey

A person who does not like anything about the vagina.

Joe: did you bang that girl last night?
Norman: no!

Joe: you anti flange monkey

anti flange monkey by I know nothing really! March 21, 2015

fromage eating surrender monkey 

A French person

I can't believe that fromage eating surrender monkey thinks he is tougher than me.

fromage eating surrender monkey by travelbug23 May 4, 2015

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

No one actually knows what this means although it is a really insulting phrase

That girl Ashley is such an Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey.

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey by Jwak98 January 7, 2016

Choke the monkey 

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

Choke the monkey by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

Travis the Monkey 

Travis the Monkey is a naughty chimpanzee who tore off some chicks face and got shot

Dude 1 : "Yo you heard of Travis the Monkey"

Dude 2 : "Yeah he fucking ripped off his owner's friend's face like a feral barbarian"

Dude 1 : "Gnarly dude"

Travis the Monkey by uelhades February 2, 2021