Jack douchery is the artful combination of being both a complete jackass and behaving like an unbelievable douche.
Just when you thought that Mr. Smyth couldn’t out do himself and be more of a dick, he took his jack douchery to a whole new level.
by Barry Madonginer February 28, 2024
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Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER
Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER
I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!
by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl September 1, 2022
Get the Jack Sparrow mug.When someone prepares a party well in advance with a group of friends and another 'friend' suddenly creates another party the day before the original party with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' the original party.
Jill sets a Christmas party on Dec 20th a month in advance for her group of friends, sends invites, hires a DJ, etc and then a week before, Emily decides to throw a Christmas party on Dec 19th with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' Jill's party. Jill knows many of her friends will not show up to her party because they will be tired, hung over, not be able to get a baby sitter 2 nights in a row, etc, etc and is forced to cancel her party. Or if she does hold the party, it ends up being lame because few people show up due to already being partied out he night before.
by Incaico December 5, 2013
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by h3arts4cam August 17, 2024
Get the Jack mug.When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.
Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track!
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023
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Get the Absolutely Jacked mug.The most wonderful guy in the world. He's a literal angel, a literal light in the form of a human. He's a great person, a true gentleman, who has amazing jokes. He's adorable and sweet, and an overall really awesome person. We should all be very happy he exists, because he's the best person in the universe.
Jack is an angel.
by voreasseat February 13, 2022
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