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The wham of love

the action of punching a potential stalker/ex boyfriend/ ex crush/creep who has cheated on you, lied to you, made fun of you, talked about you, or simply spread rumors that you like him. .They stare creepily at you in public like two blinking eyes in the dark. It scares the crap out of you and you just want to punch them in the face. But to be a lady, you wham items from paper to pumpkin pie to tell him that your affection towards him is not love, but mere hatred. The wham of love people.

** best performed in front of his friends, who thinks you are madly in love with them.
So i just used the wham of love to tell him that i don't like him.
My boyfriend cheated on me so i used the wham of love to tell him that he is a complete douche bag. He is now covered with cake frosting.

My crush from middle school still thinks i like him. We're in college right now, and he's spreading around rumors that i'm still madly in love with him. So i did the wham of love on him. I completely humiliated him in front of his friends.
by iloveuboo February 9, 2010
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Love-pants

Pant's (such as trousers, jeans, even shorts) that due to multiple erections create a hole in the groin region
Matt got so excited when he saw me, he got a pair of love-pants
by lalaringo April 9, 2011
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redneck love

when a woman is abused, and mistreated by her man, but she still stays with him.
Wow, it's redneck love; he verbally abuses, and treats her like crap, and she is still with him.
by Professor Strudell February 21, 2018
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chunky love

(v) to vomit as a response to seeing someone else vomit.
(n) the product of (v).
boyfriend: "Hey, look at James spew!"
girlfriend: "Ew! I've gotta chunky love..."
by HoverBunny October 17, 2008
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love-railing

Not to be confused with morbid obesity or the more commonly known love handle, the love-railing is a single, unified, full-on midsection extension of flab that connects existing love handles together around the lower stomach and the back, providing 360 degrees of access to a secure lovemaking grip-hold, regardless of position. (Primarily relevant to the sexually non-selective)
Emory: Wow, judging by your screams it sounded like that fat chick you took home from the bar last night really worked you over good, huh?

Oglethorpe: You have no idea. I spent the entire night clinging for dear life to her love-railing, praying to God for it to be over.
by Skip Skipstofferson March 2, 2011
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skanker love

When two people are walking side by side and put one hand into each others back pocket
Look at those people walking ahead of us with their hands in the back pockets. That's skanker love right there.
by MnB75 March 5, 2005
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Love-year

It's like a normal calendar year, except there's a month missing, so it lasts for eleven months instead of twelve.
Person A: My baby girl has exactly a month to go until its first birthday.
Person B: Wow, that means she's a love-year old today, congratulations!
by fgsfdsfgsfdsfgsfds August 15, 2009
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