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get yo weight up

used by Lil' Jon & tha Eastside Boys, it means to "get oneself together" in any aspect of life
Man, I refuse to do all the work, you need to get yo weight up if ya wanna pass this class!!!
by Dakota Darke April 4, 2004
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get your balls wet

The phrase get your balls wet is intended to indicate that one must go balls deep or balls out giving one's activity 100% effort
This task requires that you must get your balls wet
by Big dick dabs April 10, 2016
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Fuck Bitches, Get Money

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Fuck bitches, get money.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Fuck bitches, Get money"
by BaylenMiller January 21, 2009
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getting your knees wet

Administering oral sex in an outdoor space (on grass)
the saying refers to getting your knees wet on wet grass when giving head.
the saying can been changed to refer to past, present or future tenses.
e.g
" the bitch got her knees wet last night"
"aww yeah get your knees wet!"
"your getting your knees wet"
"hey wanna go get your knees wet?"
by will janes December 12, 2007
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get off my dick

A proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a bitch.
#1. Why are you drunk at noon. -Get off my dick #2. Why are you coming back at 9am? -Get off my dick #3. Thats an American flag, not a pirate flag. You can't steal it. -Get off my dick #4. Why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -Get off my dick #5. Why would you break the fan? -Get off my dick #6. Why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -Get off my dick #7. You fed my fish everclear? -Get off my dick #8. Stop pissing on the floor!!! -Get off my dick #9. Hows life? -Get off my dick #10. Can you say anything but "get off my dick"? -Get off my dick
by Bonediddie June 4, 2007
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when tuan gets here

(generally used as a rhetorical phrase ;

variants: when tuan arrives, when tuan comes ; related: until tuan gets here, until tuan arrives, until tuan comes, if tuan gets here, if tuan arrives, if tuan comes)

1: a rhetorical phrase used to refer to a time that will, for all practical purposes, never come - esp. in relation to an event or action

2: a rhetorical phrase meant to convey the impossibility of an event or action.

3: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action will occur a very long time from now

4: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action is unlikely to occur
1. According to quantum mechanics, it is impossible to know or determine the absolute position of an object. Position in quantum mechanics is not deterministic, but rather probabilistic. Thus, we can consider the position of an object at a particular time as a probability distribution wherein each conceivable position in space is assigned the likelihood of the object being there. Though quantum mechanics is typically confined to the subatomic realm, its scope can be generalized to the macroscopic world in which we live. Indeed, where we are at a particular time is not some absolute, monolithic thing, but a hazy smudge in space. With some infinitesimal probability you are (or could be) simultaneously in the next room, in the attic, even in the bed of the pretty woman next door. But, alas, in this big, clumsy macroscopic world we live in these probabilities are inconceivably small. So, unless you're really, really, really lucky, you will have to wait until, I don't know, when tuan gets here to magically find yourself snug in the bed of the girl next door.

2. I will have sex with Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio when tuan gets here.

3. This proton will decay when tuan gets here.

4. The Middle East will cease to be a burden to Western industrialized nations when tuan gets here.
by atlasfugged August 2, 2007
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get off my jock

always around a guy bein obssesed with him never leavin him alone
"damn shawty never leave me alone, she needa get off my jock"
by sillyraee November 2, 2008
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