cunt lick asshole

A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.

You stupid fucking cunt lick asshole!!!

by Haley haynes December 20, 2016

Straight Running Cunt

Someone who lacks courage and is scared of confrontation.

Ike decided to play the football kicker in a soccer game... Ronnie didn’t support Dax, the football coach... Dax believes Ike and Ronnie are Straight Running Cunts.

by Basketballcoach November 14, 2018

Dick Juggling Cunt

An insult to be used for many people! Dick juggling can be used to call someone gay or a slut and cunt, well, a cunt. Therefor this insult is a great multi use phrase for all you zesty bois out there

Person 1) oh I banned you from my Christian roblox server cause you are a... RETARD

Me) well Bertholomew... you sir are a dick juggling cunt

Person 1) wow that’s a bit harsh how’d you know I’m gay though

by WillSuckDickForMemes May 29, 2018

holy bitch cunt

when u get mad and don’t know what to say

thot: i cheated on u
me: holy bitch cunt
thot:what
me:fuck u cunt

by eatmebootynigganh May 19, 2018

ur aunt a cunt

The worse insult known to mankind. It Completely annihilates ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother. It even destroys the infamous No U. Once said the user automatically becomes a god. The person who is told these words will shit their pants and die of cancer.

Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason :
Max: No U
Jason: That’s it you leave me no choice but to unleash the forbidden words
Max: do it fag you won’t

Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Max: *shits in pants and dies if cancer*

by Jsmahser May 26, 2018

Slimy Grease Cunt

Prostitute that uses mayonnaise as a lubricant

Who is the Slimy Grease Cunt that gave my ex my fucking number?

by BongoBird June 25, 2019

Dak-Dak Cunt.

A subhuman creature that commonly uses automatic sniper rifles in the game "Counter-Strike: Global Offensive."

Person 1: "Fuck off you Dak-Dak Cunt. Actually play the fucking game you fuckhead"
Dak Dak Cunt: *Smearing shit on his face* "I just put my dick in a USB port"

by Happyrn July 6, 2019