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California cunt race

When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"

Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.
"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"
by Zero man February 15, 2017
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Mad Cunt Disease

A neurological disorder that affects females with a deep seeded disdain for men. Sometimes these symptoms are displayed by bitch-made males. Causes the inflicted to lash out at men especially and often everyone in close to mid and far proximity in a negative fashion. Most often results in mass office hysteria, severe depression, resentment, and desire to be hanged to death.
"Oh shit man!, I'm afraid Christine has contracted "Mad Cunt Disease" she fired her assistant because she bought her the wrong brand of tampons!"
by harry dixon III December 16, 2020
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Dak-Dak Cunt.

A subhuman creature that commonly uses automatic sniper rifles in the game "Counter-Strike: Global Offensive."
Person 1: "Fuck off you Dak-Dak Cunt. Actually play the fucking game you fuckhead"
Dak Dak Cunt: *Smearing shit on his face* "I just put my dick in a USB port"
by Happyrn July 6, 2019
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Cunts with the same clit

A group/pair of like minded individuals who typically enjoy similar humour.
"We're bird's of a feather, two peas from a pod, cunts with the same clit"
by Tickety-boo January 18, 2021
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you cunts are fucked

A definition used by the now enlightened older generation said commonly to Anyone born in or beyond 2000, who thinks they understand the world, and continues to celebrate moronic shit that will get them more fucked in this world.
EG: these drugs are great Im glad we all put in and spent our whole centrelink on them.... they should last atleast 12 hours. ..; She was so out of it that the only way she could say yes was by waving with one hand and a sour look and a tear..so we were gentle when we took turns... :she loves me.. she said so right after she wiped those guys cum off her chin and came knocking on the door because they wouldnt look after her .. :::: Those fucking dog cunt coppers got me again without a license drunk.. i misssed that bitch and her kid .. fucking cunts.. the're fucked. I tried to submit this ..and stupid errors came up.. the explination was fucking vague as fuck.. "i said.. " you cunts are fucked"
by UCUNTSRFKD May 2, 2018
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curiosity killed the cunt

A play on the saying; curiosity killed the cat. But in this case, a dumbass gets killed doing some stupid shit (male or female applicable).
He stuck his dick in a socket.

Shit, curiosity killed the cunt. Hands down.
by yursh22 June 19, 2017
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Spread-cunt Formation

Commanding your troops in Age of Empires II to arrange themselves into a spread-like formation, in which enemy troops cannot proceed beyond yours.
"I hate it when Shannon uses the fucking spread-cunt formation!"
by Exedorph December 31, 2016
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