Cheese Popcorn

slang for childporn

Edp was leaked watching cheese popcorn

by Theonlyeye November 21, 2023

Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.

Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!

by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 20, 2024

Blue Cheese Donut

Expired semen that has remained inside of someone’s rear.

“I was eating my girl’s booty and I found a blue cheese donut, man. I think she’s cheating on me!”

by WeweeSankido November 17, 2018

Thermonuclear Cheese

A suspicious type of cheese. Also Thermonuclear-active, Nuclear-Active, Radio-Active and xX_GameSlayer_Xx Inactive.

ඞ: amogus
ඞ 2: Thermonuclear Cheese
ඞ: im leaving you.
ඞ 2: That's kinda sus ngl
ඞ: I will be with Joe
ඞ 2: Who's Joe
ඞ: iFucked Joe mama

by ඞ 2 June 8, 2021

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?

*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

by younerd July 24, 2023

Cheese balls

Cheese balls are so good for you

Can you go get the cheese balls over there

by Halal’s li cuckhxlxhx oh gxjx January 9, 2022

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024