Cunts with the same clit

A group/pair of like minded individuals who typically enjoy similar humour.

"We're bird's of a feather, two peas from a pod, cunts with the same clit"

by Tickety-boo January 18, 2021

Dak-Dak Cunt.

A subhuman creature that commonly uses automatic sniper rifles in the game "Counter-Strike: Global Offensive."

Person 1: "Fuck off you Dak-Dak Cunt. Actually play the fucking game you fuckhead"
Dak Dak Cunt: *Smearing shit on his face* "I just put my dick in a USB port"

by Happyrn July 6, 2019

Mad Cunt Disease

A neurological disorder that affects females with a deep seeded disdain for men. Sometimes these symptoms are displayed by bitch-made males. Causes the inflicted to lash out at men especially and often everyone in close to mid and far proximity in a negative fashion. Most often results in mass office hysteria, severe depression, resentment, and desire to be hanged to death.

"Oh shit man!, I'm afraid Christine has contracted "Mad Cunt Disease" she fired her assistant because she bought her the wrong brand of tampons!"

by harry dixon III December 16, 2020

Straight Running Cunt

Someone who lacks courage and is scared of confrontation.

Ike decided to play the football kicker in a soccer game... Ronnie didn’t support Dax, the football coach... Dax believes Ike and Ronnie are Straight Running Cunts.

by Basketballcoach November 14, 2018

California cunt race

When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"

Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.

"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"

by Zero man February 15, 2017

Fat Midget Cunt

A balding 5’2 73 yr old Scottish man.

Oh have you met dan, hes such a fat midget cunt.

by DeezN$Tz July 13, 2022

Time-wasting Cunt

Someone who chats online to you for weeks, you call each other randomly to chew the fat, you send recent face and body pics of each other, everyone likes everyone's "bits n pieces", everyone's on the same page (or so it seems), they turn up to your house for what you both understand is a booty call then they decide to leave within the hour after only a beer lol

"What a time-wasting cunt."

by Wtfisgoingon1407 August 2, 2019