Johning

One who partakes in dumbass actions.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

John Edward

The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.

He is John Edward

by John Leary March 29, 2019

John Corness Corntoes IV

A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.

Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

John

The total dumb ass that eats your bagel

Richard: What the frickle frackal why are you eating my bagel?!
John: YEET

by John_will_eat_your_bagel May 17, 2020

William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021

John

John is a goat did Pog m8 MonkaSathan

Ponka lonka sonka john goat did

by Nichange November 22, 2021

John Remil Sencio

Most handsome person in Davao City. It was proved and signed by the Mayor of Davao City

John Remil Sencio is handsome

by TakiKira November 18, 2022