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The New New York

An almost unrecognizable city, silent and still, filled with people yet seemingly abandoned.
From her balcony she looked down at the bizarrely empty streets of the New New York.
by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020
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Even More News

Hym "Wait, what? You mean there's even MORE news! That's crazy! It's funny because they say it's the first and only podcast but YOU KNOW it's NOT THAT! Right!? Get it!? Because they say it's the first and only podcast but like, that would be ridiculous! What an outrageous lie! Find the and murder their families!"
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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New holland

A big POS tractor made by some stupid idiots and its blue so don't get a blue tractor unless your names rodney or you have no brain.
What tractor do you have a john deere

How bout you a new holland

Oh fuck off cunt get real nd buy a better tractor
by grapelookingslut September 7, 2022
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New Shoe Syndrome

When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.

The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.

The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"

Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"

Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
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New World Order

the order that you make after taking look at the menu..
".. and my order would be the new world order..""
by alcopaul August 24, 2023
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New Haven

Home to Yale University, the #1 College in America, also where all the bad bitches and future world leaders reside. Haters (Harvard) call it Big Bro, Lovers call it the Dirty Have.
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