John Updick

The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike

"Hey did you finish the essay?"

"Yeah, but I was getting a John Updick the entire time"

by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017

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john sniper

basically a guy who’s really good at sniping. you think you can snipe him back but dude he’s really good at sniping

Sniper: “I’m gonna snipe this guy”

*Sniper gets sniped*
John Sniper: “Got em”
Random guy: “WOW, THIS GUYS A JOHN SNIPER!!”

by soreloser444 June 29, 2023

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john cena

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by imaglitchinthematrix May 9, 2021

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JOHN DANGER

A Gay cute looking dude with a massive amount of post nut clarity inside of him and hes in love with cash as well

JOHN DANGER IS A CUTIE

by CASHEND November 24, 2021

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I really hope John Quinn doesn't clean my asshole out tonight 🥴

by 60-Day Money Back Guarantee wi October 12, 2020

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John Conn Syndrome

is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!

So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say

Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!

by danny macky March 1, 2013

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