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Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch
by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018
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the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.
Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(
by yomommadisease April 30, 2020
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Irish mom

It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.
Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?
by Irish mom March 1, 2018
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Mom

not teamnds lmao
NO MOM?
by TeamNDS May 10, 2022
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Mom's bitch

Bitch is basically a curse word to be used. So the meaning of the word "Mom's bitch"

is " Mother is a dog and she has a daughter. Who is also a dog. "
E. G. - you/They are MOM'S BITCH.

it means he, she Or they are cursing you through that word. And calling you and your mom both a dog.
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MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.
Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.
by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 9, 2023
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Ur mom

what did u do last night ?
In ur mom!

LAUGH
by Ueeees October 1, 2021
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