crap’n crash

Noun | : a combination Murphy bed and outhouse. The shittiest of living accommodations.

Guy 1: My friend has some property in Maine. It’s like a cot in the sewer.

Guy2: oh you mean a Crap’n Crash!

by Goonie Goo Goo March 2, 2018

Puke n Poke

When you stop and stick your tongue in her butt hole and sniff it right after, then you're ready to hurl on her back and use the overflow for lube.

"Bro Jim smells like dick, pussy, and puke tonight wtf?"

"He musta hit his girl with the old puke n poke last night."
"Oh he's always running out of lube, dirty bastard."
"I HATE when he tongue punches her fart box just to puke for lube while he's deep in the poon!"

by get arrested March 7, 2018

Oral n' Anger

When you gotta give that head, but you ain't too happy about it.

After an exhausting night of straight oral n' anger, John asked Gary if he could please go home now.

by BedazzlinYoNutz May 15, 2018

Peaches N’ Creme

When a man stretches a peach ring around their head and have a woman give him a very sloppy blowjob.

Oh boy Jim, last night Amanda gave me some Peaches N’ Creme

by 6969eatmybuttnectar May 18, 2018

Stephanie N.

Stephanie N. is a super weird, super talented, really funny, overall cool person. When you meet her you will never want to forget her because she always s makes you laugh. She has an amazing personality and has many friends that care about her. She loves to say “Herrow” and “Bling Blow” a lot. If you ever meet a Stephanie, keep her in your lap fr because she makes it better:)

Never leave Stephanie N. she has an amazing personality.

by thekrispykreme May 26, 2018

Haliey N.

The most sweetest and supporting person you’ll ever meet. She’s cute too. She likes anime, k-pop, likes to be aesthetic. I want to shower her with all my love and affection. She makes me feel better always. I love her.

Haliey N. Is amazing and wonderful in every way. <3

by Prinsuhime May 27, 2018

Rub N' Plug

When a bi-sexual female scissors another female, then immediately after has sex with a male.

Steve: "Hey Sally, why'd you leave so early from the orgy last night?"

Sally: "I did a Rub N' Plug with Stacy and Tom and that's all I really needed"

by Cotterrr May 29, 2018