Live my life

Sleeping around with your friends

Im not looking for a relationship i just want to live my life right now.

by silence28 March 16, 2021

Life

The number one cause of death

You can't die if you haven't lived a life.

by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021

Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch

Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers

Bert: Hey Matt, wanna Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch?
Matt: Sure.

by Cheeki von Breeki March 19, 2021

Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.

You: tell me a joke
Bob or some shit: your life.

by Insert dumd name here March 21, 2021

Life speedrun

Basically, die as fast has you can.

Person 1: im gonna commit life speedrun!
Person 2: what record bob?

by SomebodyDoingStuff March 24, 2021

life

42.

when life gives you lemons...

by Aluminum foil thats cool March 24, 2021

Circle of life

When you use a thin double sided dildo and shove it up someone's ass until it emerges from their mouth. From there push and pull in and out as if you are flossing.

Noah showed me the circle of life last night!

by Rusa2607 March 26, 2021