Masturbation friend

Because you don't masturbate with normal friends... that would be weird

Yesterday I had a great evening with my masturbation friends

by Jonhspyro December 22, 2019

Friend crush

A person you’ve been friends with since your childhood, and later on you start to have feelings to that person and consider them your crush, and one day you start to ask him/her on a date.

Joshua: Yo man your friend lookin got bro!
Samuel: I know I think I like her too
Joshua; Forreal?! Bro you wanna talk to your Friend crush or nah?!

by Relased9ine April 3, 2020

best friend

Someone that loves you for who you are.

Oshaani is my best friend. I love you bestfriend

by yowaddup6969 March 16, 2019

Come on guys lets be friends now

The sentence "Come on guys lets be friends now" originated from Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. its a sentence you say after bullying someone, and when they talk smack back to you you say that sentence. its basically a way to play victim when you are obviously in the wrong.

PonyRider2002: hey leon you fucking suck at the game hang yourself
Leon: hey why would you say that?
PonyRider2002: come on guys lets be friends now

by sninky3 January 16, 2018

Bad friend

When your friend technically PROMISES you to get something FOR YOU but always needs to buy something instantly after literally mentioning giving you that something right away

Ur a bad friend maya

by Spookystrawberries May 18, 2024

Best friend

Jordyn is my bestie for the restive and no one can change that

Can’t be blank which means this can’t be with nothing in it bestie meaning thou of best friend very close

by Spot the different llllllllIll April 1, 2019

imaginary friend

a person who has no fucking friends so they use a imaginary friend to cope.

the person who has no friends: heyy how are you
there imaginary friend: hey you alright
the one guy sitting down wondering what the fuck is going on

by JellyBeanisDefoMid October 24, 2023