puddle of cum 

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it

Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT

puddle of cum by poopyman September 16, 2013

Pun N' Cum 

When two or more individuals take part in a sexual conversation on Direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve orgasm through laughter and clever wording. Typically done using puns from iconic things like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and any other iconic TV shows or internet memes of their choosing. Most of these "Pun N' Cum sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where participants find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to "talk punny" to each other in dirty and naughty ways. Eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. WARNING: once you have "Pun N' Cumed" with someone you may never go back to normal sexting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. Pun at your own risk..

Guy: One question, do you watch The Office?
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..

Pun N' Cum by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016

Olli's cum 

Synonym for delicious

I could not get enough of Olli's cum

Olli's cum by CutieBunny October 19, 2018

November 20th National Cum Jar day 

On the 20th of November its Cum Jar Day!
Grab a Jar, and get fun going!

Jeez its November 20th National Cum Jar day Already? I'll better start!

November 20th National Cum Jar day by Wazerzapp November 19, 2021

pornhub.com/cum 

Same your fucking nasty why the he'll are you searching this

Pornhub.com/cum is fun to eat UWU

pornhub.com/cum by Boiled Iraq February 3, 2022

Emo Gay Cum Piss 

A statement to present how sus you are and a way to make people feel uncomfortable

I stood there not knowing what to type while the others chatted annoyingly in the discord server
Typing what first came to my mind I slowly typed in "Emo Gay Cum Piss"
The mods comes into the discord channel and the other people immediately stop typing
U get text messages from everyone u know in the server
the next day...
u go to school and during assembly the princibple calls u up
and...

Emo Gay Cum Piss by By Fai- i mean Faze March 12, 2022

I drink cum 

If you're here you're probably bored and you're searching weird shit on urban dictionary for no reason.

Don't be ashamed, I search weird random dumb shit on urban dictionary all the time too. #nolifegang

X: I can't think of any more weird shot to type on urban dictionary I've already searched basically everything
Y: have you searched "I drink cum"?
X: omg,good idea

I drink cum by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021