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Fat shit

A shit so large, it’s reached the bottom of the toilet and still coming out your fat ass
Fucking Joe just destroyed that toilet with a fat shit
by Ya boi fat possum March 1, 2021
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up on the shits

Aye yo dawg, you up on the shits?
by porterAF August 7, 2017
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deaf shits

The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.
A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"
by qCam June 4, 2022
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Mr Shit

A person who frequently shits themselves due to having a very weak bowel.
Did you here Mr Shit shat himself on the subway last week.
by Mr shit March 25, 2022
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shit that yet

"Shit that yet" is a phrase used when flirting with an elderly person and you are wishing to inquire about their adult diaper.
Hey Granny, how's your night goin? Nice diaper, shit that yet?
by MyInternetNameIsRon April 26, 2017
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a grip of shit

A large amount of material possessions with no value to others.
"I've got a grip of shit to move to my new place."
by Crazycrazy February 14, 2015
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shit was dope

Zach told Robert, "Shit was dope, man. ... Yee."
by yourmomxxx789 April 14, 2016
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