Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.

John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.

by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021

Penis

Slang word originated from rap culture meaning "What's up".

Person 1: Yo let's go hooping.
Person 2: Penis I'm up .

by realng April 28, 2024

Penis

5 year old conservative boy

"You're such a penis"

by TheOneAndOnlyDipshit March 12, 2021

penis

a big thing on a mans body or a small thing on urs

your penis is small

by chairBoatFacePoop January 20, 2023

Perfect penis

Shahn’s penis is perfect.

Have you seen Shahn’s penis? He has the perfect penis when it’s pumped!

by Si senior June 12, 2021

penis stuck

when you get your dick stuck in a door.

PENIS STUCK! PENIS STUCK!!

by morting April 9, 2025