October 26

international sub to captain shire day

its international on October 26 oh yeah yeah

by great supine inprotoplasmic October 25, 2019

october 17th

give any guy head<3

melanie: "hey lemme give you head"
mike: "what- why?"
melanie: "its october 17th, give any guy head day!"
mike: "well then in that case," *pushes melanies head down on his-*

by ._someone_. October 16, 2021

October 9

it’s legally buy your child a trip to their online bffs home day

“Oh dude it’s October 9th!”
“Yeah now hand over the state of Ohio.”

by the all wise Xan October 9, 2021

October 18

Attack a weeb day

Melody is bullying me so on October 18 I attack

by Meelworm October 17, 2019

October 30

National tell a dirty joke to your teacher day

Good luck!
Remember the date October 30

by Danni rice October 28, 2019

12 october

you're some simp from another server lmfao

ur a short bottom uwu

potato: "hey when's your bday?"
me: "12 october"
potato: "HAH YOU SHORT BOTTOM"
me: *crying inside*

by axolotl tenko December 18, 2021

October 26

On October 26th its national fuck any kid named Nathan in the bootyhole

October 26 is for Nathans' to get their gayness out and have fun!

by yourmomisgayxx2 October 19, 2021