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hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)
“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”
by hehehhaw July 20, 2022
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nut on your goof

To cum all over someone's goof.
"DONT MAKE ME NUT ON YOUR GOOF!"
by NyxxieQueen May 31, 2024
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Nut chops

It is the hair growth on a set of nuts like pork chops only nut chops on the the balls
I love your nut chops it brings them out so nicely love the nuts chop comb over
by Crazy porncougar November 7, 2021
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Bust a nut

To burst ones testicle open.

Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.

It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.

This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.

Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.

And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.

You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.

And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.

I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.

I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
by Misterr.Man February 18, 2021
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Nut

A type of acorn, typically eaten by squirrels and have hard shells. What you thought i was gonna make a sex joke? Fuck off.
You: Hey man want some nuts?
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no
by Autistic atheist gang March 2, 2020
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Dank Nuts

Dank Nuts is a company based in Czech republic or Czechia, which specializes on making donuts out of memes
by chrispospa June 4, 2018
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Big dees nuts

Have you seen big d’s nuts “yeah they are the biggest of nuts” big dees nuts-big ol nuts
by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022
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