Mr. Scissors

Mr. Scissors
noun
A position that mimics traditional “scissoring,” but adapted for a male–female pair. Partners cross their legs like scissors while staying aligned, allowing penetration at the same time and creating a unique angle and close body contact

“We went full Mr. Scissors and my brain officially forgot how bodies work.”

by Belle Cat October 21, 2025

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Angry Mr. Krabs

When you don’t give Mr. Krabs his money so he ends your soul.

Hey dude I got a fifty dollar bill from the rusty krab.

AWWWW MAN HIT FOR THE HILLS YOU GOT AN ANGRY MR. KRABS ON YALL TAIL.

by Lord Zorlax November 12, 2019

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Mr. Montana

Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.

"Bro, Mr. Montana must've ate my strings last night. "

"Mr. Montana, where are you?"

by unknowndiary September 28, 2017

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Mr Mamduh

The GOAT teacher of all schools. Best chemistry teacher. Every student has chemistry with him ngl 😏

Yo! Hi Mr Mamduh. Your the Goat

by uncleness jee February 4, 2025

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Mr Hygiene

The primary source of COVID 19

'damn Mr Hygiene gave me covid agian' 'yeah I had that darn Mr Hygiene'

by Ethan Blake December 25, 2022

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Mr Gibson

LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST TEACHERS YOU WILL EVER MEET! Most have an epic bald head which shimmers like a fucking diamond. Usually on the verge of breaking down bc of how cool he is. Has an army of loving students which will murder if smbd says something bad.

Josh: Bro, Mr Gibson is so annoying, he made us read this book, ughhhh
Liz: WTF DID U SAY! COME AT ME BRO!

by da_one8 November 18, 2022

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