Goldprint

The ideal version of something that should serve as the standard for anything related to it.

- "Who do you think the best living man is?"

"Mark Ruffalo. He's the goldprint."

by BlackPickle_ January 21, 2026

Goldfish Fallacy

Avoiding accountability for a prior claim by pretending to not recall stating the claim, thereby avoiding the need to defend, retract, or reconcile it with current claims.

I hate Jeffery, I always knew he was terrible.
You said Jeffery was in the right last week.
No I did not, I do not remember saying that.
That is a Goldfish Fallacy, there is hard evidence of you saying that.

by Vixo38 January 26, 2026

Goldfish Fallacy

Avoiding accountability for a prior claim by pretending to not recall stating the claim, thereby avoiding the need to defend, retract, or reconcile it with current claims.

I hate Jeffery, I always knew he was a terrible person.
You said Jeffery was in the right last week.
No I did not, I do not remember saying that.
That is a Goldfish Fallacy, there is hard evidence of you saying that.

by Vixo38 January 26, 2026

Goldfishing

To switch to somewhat related topics from one main topic.

During our debate, John defeated my points by goldfishing to crime rates from behavioral issues in teens.

by Geotod January 30, 2026

Golden Dandelion

An item in the sandbox video game Minecraft used to pause and resume the aging of baby animal mobs. A video of Minecraft content creator camman18 describing the item by repeating its name became a viral internet meme in late January 2026.

"Then we got the golden dandelion which is a golden dandelion." - camman18, 2026

by CtrlAlt_Games February 3, 2026

Golden Shot Put

While wearing a condom, you fuck someone in the ass and after you cum in it, pee in it, and put it in the freezer. When it's frozen you Shot Put it as far as you can. Or at someone you don't like.

"If that dude talks shit about me again I'm gonna give him the Golden Shot Put"

by Ididntdothat March 3, 2026

Goldilocks Complex

A state of aggressive entitlement where an individual treats the labor and property of others as a personal service, becoming dissatisfied when things aren't "just right" while taking zero responsibility for the disruption they cause. Unlike a Victim Complex (where the person wants pity for being "hurt"), a Goldilocks Complex involves a person acting like a high-maintenance houseguest in a house they don't own, eventually "hopping out the window" to avoid the consequences of their actions.

Goldilocks Complex:

"This coffee is too bitter. Why didn't anyone get the medium roast? It’s just not right for my morning routine. I can’t work like this."

by Safa Maher March 8, 2026