You

are a retard.

That's what you are for searching this.

by Kershute June 27, 2020

you

The most important person in your own life who always deserves the best.

You have to love you.

You deserve better days.

by sscaduta October 14, 2020

You

A uncultured swine.

You are a uncultured swine.

by mmklhhvl December 11, 2020

you are what you eat

A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.

Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."

Guy 2: "Well, you are what you eat."

by I don't know...you tell me! June 28, 2006

Miss you miss you

When you miss someone in a different way, but not as a friend. More than a friend .

“I miss you miss you James”

by Gonzo.julia July 15, 2019

you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

by mistahtom May 23, 2006

you drink it you buy it

when a person says i got you a drink or shots but soon as you drink the drink the person who got them dont pay.

jake got everyone a round of shots. but then refuse to pay due to if you drink it you buy it

by cheapboys January 27, 2017