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would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them
Would you shag me

Sure
by Not cup man May 4, 2021
mugGet the would you shag memug.

You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.
Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
mugGet the You shouldn't need me to tell you thatmug.

I hate you for locking me in a room

I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い
I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い
I hate you for locking me in a room
by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
mugGet the I hate you for locking me in a roommug.
"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.
by Greybeard Loon August 4, 2022
mugGet the Unhand me you greybeard loon!mug.

you make me crazy

When he literally makes you lose your mind even though y’all are nothing
Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”

Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”

Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”

Her: “ you make me crazy “
by To much💋 March 28, 2024
mugGet the you make me crazymug.

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
mugGet the You can "keel" me latermug.

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