Slim Jim Wrapper

A condom wrapper

I’m in the middle of two guys in one bed with a ton of slim jim wrappers....
Nice!

by missymosie February 26, 2012

Muffin came out da wrapper

Condition that happens when a man or woman wearing tight clothing that hides a muffin top bends over or otherwise uncovers the bare muffin top for the world to see.

Dude 1: Bro what's so funny, why you spit your drink out?

Dude 2: Dang man, that thick girl over there just leaned over to grab the mustard and the muffin came out da wrapper. That shit is gross!

by Spaghets April 30, 2012

plain white wrapper

An unmarked police car with a radar gun. Also known as a Hemorrhoid with a Polaroid, or Kojack with a Kodak.

"Careful on your way in to town, there is a plain white wrapper sitting beside the road checking speeds"

by Meatman128 October 1, 2013

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

Mullet wrapper

Any number of mostly Southern coastal newspapers containing mostly inane editorial information.

They are so poorly written that localers use them primarily to wrap fish like mullets.

What does the local mullet wrapper have to say about the road construction on Main St?

by Bigfish2050500 August 14, 2009

Barbie-wrapped

"Barbie wrapped" describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can't get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of Band-Aids.

I tried to put together that RaptorGizmoTron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so Barbie-wrapped that I ended up in the ER getting stitches instead.

by Duxall Inarow December 18, 2010

wrapping presents

crying while masturbating

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.

by We are going to hell November 8, 2005