working the system

A clean disconnect when you poop, no need for a wipe.

Toilet paper was spotless, I'm working the system.

by Mscswel April 29, 2014

wanking gland

Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.

I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

wanking to the poll

to push to the limit, to bring to the very end.

guy 1: holy shit! your doing 60 mph!
guy 2: thats nothing. i havnt even begun wanking to the poll.

by neotreo December 24, 2007

winking pirate

a more intense form of the goat where while performing the goat the goater also spreads his butt checks. often times used as a beerpong distraction

Man, that winking pirate was rough.

by igmyog May 8, 2008

Workingly

All you do in the place of employment, except for work.

I was napping in the yoga temple, and when my manager asked, " what have you been doing?" I replied napping, workingly of course!"

by DanyaD October 23, 2008

wanking the flower

fingering a girl so hard it breaks her hymen therefore taking her virginity

i finger fucked this girl so hard i ended up wanking the flower.

by monkeyfoot12 March 3, 2010

working cap

Made-up name for money lended from business finance company to a business by James Thompson.

Hey this is James Thompson, inventor of all things ever made in the universe, universe included. I can get you some working cap, that's what I call it in 'the biz' you know? HAHA! No, but seriously not only can I get you working cap, but I'll also sell you my pet chupacabra for a pack of cigarettes. I may have no life, money, credibility or truth to anything I say, but I can get you some working cap for about 35% interest. I used to own Dubai also, then sold it after I found some less than stellar info on an audit I was doing for the Israeli government, but whatever. So what do you say about that working cap?!

by anti-JT December 20, 2010