Dog

The cutest fucking animal in existence.

I wanna pet that dog so much I think I’m going to kill someone for it

by ThePupperLoverThatWillKillYou May 12, 2018

Dog

A man's best friend. They can be lovable or vicious. Very soft and cuddly (Most). They protect and guard.

Dallas: OMG. Bro, do you see that cute dog !!

Max: Yea, he's really cute. I need a companion like that dog.

by BlueWolfieGirl943 August 31, 2017

Dog

The best pet ever. Super loyal and fun to play with. Have a rather large loathing to squirrels and cats. Some may be packed full of energy. Very popular pets.

Dogs are the coolest!

by The real cookie lady May 15, 2019

Dog

A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.

Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)

by Exotic Time April 16, 2019

Dog

God but backwards.

A dog must be treated like a good boy at all times.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

Dog

A dog will stick by your side all the time and fight for you when times are at stake and will never forget you no matter what happens and a dog is a mans best friend and the only friend you can trust during hard times in life including when you are going threw times when there is no one to trust you will always have your dog there to support you

I have never seen my dog leave my side when danger is near

by McFly Bobby ;) February 26, 2019

Dog

God
Dogs are God
Cats are fucking werid

PRAISE THE HOLY DOG

by BEAN BOIIIII October 15, 2020