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pre-whip

Pre-whipping is when you pull your penis out of your pants before fully reaching the urinal. It is a fully efficient way to get in and out of the bathroom. You start peeing before you are even there.
Chad: “Bro I accidentally pissed on some dude’s pants”
Andrew: “How?”
Chad: “I pre-whipped around the wall and when I started pissing I accidentally pissed on him.”
by Prewhipper69420 November 12, 2019
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Cell Whipped

A person that is addicted to their cell phone checking it compulsively multiple times every hour or every minute - even more urgently when the phone boops or blips a notification.
Fred is so cell whipped...he can't go more than a minute without checking his phone.
by Cereal Killer cK May 5, 2022
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tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
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Redneck Whip

That's a long antennae that goes twangy, twangy, twangy.
Just got passed by a good old boy in an old pick 'em up truck and that boy had him a redneck whip that was whipping back and forth and around and up and down and every which way but loose, I leaned my head out the window just a bit and damned if that thing didn't' just give me the closest shave I have ever had.
by easy_star July 20, 2022
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nopussy whipped

a guy who does pretty much everything a girl asks of him, and does NOT get laid for it. Therefore he is most likely referred to as the gay guy friend to the girl, who she trusts not to try anything. If this is you, you probably don't have many friends.
A guy who talks to a girl everyday and hangs out with her as much as possible, or whenever she will hang out with him. And gets nothing out of it. If this is you, you are nopussy whipped.
by bigdawginthelog March 13, 2010
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whipping nugget

From the practice of making nougat for torrone, it means working hard
Man, I been out there whipping nugget for 8 hours!
by Exquisitine Penguidlious September 7, 2020
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Whip wood

The instant erection or sexual excitement one gets from the sound of a whip, belt, or strap cracking.
I got whip wood the moment I heard Sir's single tail snap in the air!

Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman scenes gave me whip wood!
by Mr Ramrod 2013 May 22, 2014
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