weenix

a third leg

Curtis was impressed by the size of his weenix after taking those pills for three weeks.

by mr. weenix January 7, 2010

Weener Peeper

Someone who looks over the urinal stall to stare at their neighbor's penis

Derek is a weener peeper!!!! Ewwwwww!

by Lyle Sanderson September 29, 2011

Weend

A large waft of air that smells of weed.

Pronounced Weened.

A cross between wind and weed.

*A lot of people smoking weed in an outdoor crowd with wind*

"It's a bit weendy out here isn't it"

by MrMcMaster July 30, 2012

ween punted

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.

Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.

by aeropb January 13, 2014

weejy

a fat or squishy animal especially in the nasal region, much like a camel or a horse

"hey, isn't that a weejy horse"
"yeah sure is"

by squeegy December 31, 2014

Weendure

The lingering smell of fart, trapped in an enclosed area such as a blanket or elevator.

1. "The weendure is so thick in here I can taste it."
2. "Sometimes I'll pull the blanket over my head to bask in my own weendure"
3. "How do you guys put up with the constant smell of weendure in your building?" "We endure."

by santaire February 2, 2015

weener dick

It's the equivalent of having a cocktail sausage for a weener!!

Girl, last night I slept with Johnny... Disappointed - he's got a weener dick

by DVD804 September 19, 2016