The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.
After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.
by C-Toppa April 20, 2014
Get the Wank Shamemug. by olly5764 December 8, 2020
Get the wank maggotmug. An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.
by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017
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Everyone wanks so hard at Hayley Williams that no wonder she is always featured on the wall of wanks of thankyourwank.com
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
Get the wall of wanksmug. by RaGiNgFaNg January 15, 2009
Get the Pissy Wankmug. when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip
by Mattc96 February 25, 2015
Get the hammer wankmug. Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!
by Robustwater June 30, 2015
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