When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.
Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
by Lanky J November 24, 2022
Get the wallet autopsymug. Wallet rape: adjective.
Used in the sense that something takes consistent amounts of money. Typically used when referring to games with microtransactions or constant downloadable content you must pay for to continue playing. Could also be used in other situations such as a popular stripper at the club.
Used in the sense that something takes consistent amounts of money. Typically used when referring to games with microtransactions or constant downloadable content you must pay for to continue playing. Could also be used in other situations such as a popular stripper at the club.
Man 1: Hey you should play world of warcraft.
Man 2: No way man that game is wallet rape
Man 1: Yo have you gotten a lap dance from Cookie yet? She's fine as hell.
Man 2: Nah brah that bitch is some wallet rape
Man 2: No way man that game is wallet rape
Man 1: Yo have you gotten a lap dance from Cookie yet? She's fine as hell.
Man 2: Nah brah that bitch is some wallet rape
by Mr Fluffy Paws September 22, 2017
Get the Wallet rapemug. When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore
Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017
Get the fuck you in the walletmug. Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️
by Jimmy BudthugN01 84 AOMB May 3, 2024
Get the Sausage Walletmug. Australian slang for a vagina
by malabu June 2, 2016
Get the sausage walletmug. by Yodaddy635 February 24, 2010
Get the Wallet Washedmug. The art of subtly reminding someone to do something for you—like give you money, apologize, or follow through on a promise—without ever directly asking. Usually done through casual behavior, visual cues, or routine actions that nudge the other person’s memory while making you look completely innocent.
Origin: From the move of pulling out your wallet in front of someone who “forgot” to give you birthday money—making them remember, and think it was their own idea.
Origin: From the move of pulling out your wallet in front of someone who “forgot” to give you birthday money—making them remember, and think it was their own idea.
Example 1:
A: “Did your aunty ever give you that birthday cash?”
B: “Yup. I left my wallet on the table where she’d see it. She brought it up on her own. Full-on walleting.”
Example 2:
C: “Are you telling me you ‘accidentally’ brought up your rent again?”
D: “I’m not saying I did, but if I did, it was premium walleting.”
A: “Did your aunty ever give you that birthday cash?”
B: “Yup. I left my wallet on the table where she’d see it. She brought it up on her own. Full-on walleting.”
Example 2:
C: “Are you telling me you ‘accidentally’ brought up your rent again?”
D: “I’m not saying I did, but if I did, it was premium walleting.”
by ajsandy July 19, 2025
Get the walletingmug.