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chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.
Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.
by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024
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Thin Wallet Energy

When a girl begs you for your money because they don’t have any money themselves. They will keep asking for your money, when they have nothing to offer back themselves.
All Stacy does is beg for money for food and to get her nails done. It gives off some real thin wallet energy!
by TheMaleDictionary21 July 26, 2024
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Wallet In The Money

A phrase that is neither negative or positive and is solely meant to express one's exasperation towards another
"Man why do you have to be such a wallet in the money"
by SaucemasterXX April 21, 2024
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Sausage Wallet

Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️
You will be my Sausage Wallet tonight if you fight it you then become a victim please fight me lol
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Wallet

A wallet (Wall-Let) is a harlot that hits the wall and desperately doubles down on the treasure hunt as she realizes many men don't want her any more.
I can't go down to starschmucks any more without at least one of those sad old wallets all up on my shit.
by Social Distomancy March 3, 2024
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Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain
Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024
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we da wallet

A Providence College–born phrase of being rich as shit, having “the hot hand”, and never losing a bet. Coined and popularized by @theinternmason, the phrase is used when every parlay hits, every underdog covers, and your bankroll is basically printing itself
Friars covered by 20, Celtics ML smacked, and my 12-leg same-game parlay cashed. Yeah… we da wallet.
by Adem Bona December 1, 2025
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