Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024

woman wallet

A tri-fold wallet that you can put your roll of quarters and cash into.

AKA: Crusty Coin Purse

Him: What should I do with my roll of quarters?

Her: You can use my woman wallet!

by Blissmydog May 27, 2018

Yellow Wallet

Carried around by a strong percentage of homosexual men.

Very high indication that the carrier is a window washer.

When opened in a public area it is like a beam of light that shines from above indicating to fellow homosexuals that the carrier of said yellow wallet is willing and able to have sexual relations with other men in the area.

Juan loves flashing his yellow wallet when he goes to the grocery store. He always gets lucky.

by BoomBoomMcJerkin October 25, 2020

Sausage Wallet

Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️

You will be my Sausage Wallet tonight if you fight it you then become a victim please fight me lol

by Jimmy BudthugN01 84 AOMB May 3, 2024

empty wallet syndrome

the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.

"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."

by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014

sausage wallet

Australian slang for a vagina

I bet your mum has a nice sausage wallet pussy snatch vag

by malabu June 2, 2016

Wallet rape

Wallet rape: adjective.
Used in the sense that something takes consistent amounts of money. Typically used when referring to games with microtransactions or constant downloadable content you must pay for to continue playing. Could also be used in other situations such as a popular stripper at the club.

Man 1: Hey you should play world of warcraft.
Man 2: No way man that game is wallet rape

Man 1: Yo have you gotten a lap dance from Cookie yet? She's fine as hell.
Man 2: Nah brah that bitch is some wallet rape

by Mr Fluffy Paws September 22, 2017