Ur Mom 

Ur mom

brett: Hey dude what did you do last night?
jim: Ur mom

Ur Mom by milfy dilfy January 20, 2022

ur mom 

the funniest comeback in history

?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)

ur mom by Urmominmyballs January 21, 2022

Ur mom 

Trying to get you mad 🤦🏽 ♀️

Cc: why are you so annoying ?
Me: because ur mom is annoying

Ur mom by Hwyyyyyuwu January 22, 2022

Ur mom 

It's XBOX 360's kid most loved sentence. He does it all.

"I did your mom last night"

Ur mom by Vystriah January 23, 2022

ur mom 

your birthgiver / legal female guardian / any mother figure in your life. if you don’t have one then L 😹😹😹😹

“sarah what do you want for dinner tonight honey?”
“ur mom”

ur mom by nyaminyami January 24, 2022

Ur mom 

Is a fun thing to say when someone asks where you are.It can be used as doing your mom, or (fucking your mom.’

When someone asks where you are, you can say “ your moms house”.

Ur mom by Thesenutscanneverfitinyomouth January 24, 2022

ur mom 

Any day is ur mom day so when you call your friends mom hot he cant get mad

YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh

ur mom by urrrrrrrrrrr mommmmmm January 24, 2022