twat swatter

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking

that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter

by alex olenik May 30, 2009

Gook Twat

An asian girls vagina.

The(brown snatch)surrounding anatomy of an asian girls vagina.

An asian kid with more videogames than Nintendo.

A hypoactive asian child acting foolish or childish.

Show me that young gook twat!

Look at that gook twat playing his videogames again!!

HEY!! I said stop it!! Stop being a GOOK TWAT!!

by Tony Hughes December 26, 2005

Twat Fiddler

Someone who is a lesbian

Stimulation of the clitoris with toungue or finger

She left me for that dyke down the road i knew she was twat fiddler all along

by Tom Lebowitz September 5, 2008

Twat pad

A sanitary towel

"lisa me ovaries are dribbling down me leg, pass us a twat pad"

by DJFKM January 20, 2009

twat rot

The smell dirty women give off from between their legs when they don't bathe regularly or properly.

"Did you get a whiff of Leslie? Her twat rot could knock over a horse!"

by Liips March 14, 2008

Twat

the act of flicking with your fingers

I twatted a crumb off the table.

by red head ranger July 7, 2010

fucking twat

Usually this term is in reference to a certain person whom is completely unliked by another.

This term can commonly be found used to describe George W Bush or headteachers.

Two part word:
Fucking - sexual conduct ( :) woo ), in this case used for emphasis.
Twat - a pregnant fish or female reproductive organ.

"That guy is a full on FUCKING TWAT, i wish somone would force feed him spandex while slapping him with a live chipmunk."

by A. M. Holt September 15, 2008