a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.
"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
by Hillary Claire November 8, 2007
Get the turkey couchmug. Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".
by Stinky August 31, 2017
Get the Beach Turkeymug. The act of staging a fake joke within a large group of people immediately followed by loud rambunctious laughter intended to make others around them think that the laughing party is having the most fun in the room when in reality it's the other way around.
During our celebratory reunion dinner with old friends and colleagues, someone from the adjacent table made a turkey joke in order to combat the genuine fun and laughter our table was producing.
by the universe is mine May 29, 2009
Get the turkey jokemug. A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.
Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head
by Sinnah24 February 6, 2010
Get the Jerky Turkeymug. When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Get the The Turkey Waddlemug. Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.
by luckypork July 15, 2011
Get the Turkey Meltmug. "Yo bro i just blazed and had to deal with my chick, that aint no turkey shoe"
"arguing with your moms, thats a turkey shoe fo real"
"arguing with your moms, thats a turkey shoe fo real"
by Don-Dre March 2, 2009
Get the Turkey Shoemug.