Turboing

An advanced form of jelqing

The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.

I’m still sore from all that turboing we did yesterday.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Turbos

When try hard gamblers think turbos increases the chances of landing a feature

Yo TP couple turbos for the feature… trust

by Neffnz November 22, 2021

Turbo

A cod zombies youtuber who has an annoying Brooklyn accent, and runs a podcast

Guy 1: *has an accent*

Guy 2: hey u sound like turbo

Guy 1:who?

by Adolf Hitler 15o1 February 1, 2020

Turbo Nerd

Somebody who is unusually and over representative obsessed with nerd media and culture to an unhealthy degree, e.g. Birdie

Man, you like DnD AND Minecraft? You're a total Turbo Nerd.

by sussussusuyy July 29, 2023

Turbo Thrust

A product made by the company "Fleshlight". It is used on the penis to simulate a blowjob.

Not sure why I made this, but the Turbo Thrust™ is a great product!

by The Overlord of Destruction April 20, 2019

Turbo Grump

Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name Houghton, who is and can be grumpy, Sandy and neg 110% of the time.

George - Elise how are you today my dear ?

Elise - GO AWAY ?!@?!?@@@?!!

George - Elise it’s a beautiful day outside and the sun is shining.

Elise - GO AWAY WAY ?@!@?!(!,@!”!@?@!

George - Elise what’s up ?

Elise - ……..?@)@£&,& k?@))@,&!

George - Elise your such a Turbo Grump!

The Crowd - loud round of applause!

by Akala1234 August 25, 2023

Turbo Grump

Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name of Houghton who is and can me monumentally grumpy and Sandy 110% of the time even when the world around them is positive.

George - Elise how are you today ?

Elise - go away &?@?!@?@ !

George - but the day is beautiful!

Elise - go away zhcifnrxjahwbxh!

George - Elise positivity is key to a happy and fruitful life.

Elise - ……………

George - your such a turbo grump

by Akala1234 August 25, 2023