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Turbo Illegal

A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.
*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.
by Aquamissle November 2, 2023
mugGet the Turbo Illegalmug.

Turboed

I turboed home, knowing I had some good snackage waiting for me
by CROSSFAD3D_OG March 28, 2019
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quad-turbo cunt

a person that is too big of a cunt to be called a twin-turbo cunt
Donald trump! You fucking quad-turbo cunt
by ЛАДА May 28, 2021
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turbo trace

a durry munching, nang puffing slag
“there goes turbo trace, what a slag.”
by hazeeyes April 10, 2024
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Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"
by imconfusedbythistoo September 24, 2018
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turbo virgin

Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.
"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."

"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."
by derp25 January 16, 2025
mugGet the turbo virginmug.

turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.
I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.
by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022
mugGet the turbo geezermug.

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