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an actual train delay

An expression used to describe an individual who through sloth-like behaviour causes others around him or her to be late for any event.

The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
"What a tool, that guy is an actual train delay."
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
by 488042 April 17, 2013
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the tractor trailor

When you keep raming your dick into a girls anal until it shows black and blue marks
The tractor trailor is going to hurt this bitch
by Hello321 December 28, 2014
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run train

To call your friends to preform various unforgivable acts of a sexual nature on one female in rapid succession.
I'm 'bout to call bovice. We 'bout to run train on you, bitch!
by un4gvable1 March 11, 2008
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train style

when a group of three or more men fuck each other in the ass in a synchronized rhythm. If the rhythm is disturbed your penis will be jammed so far in anothers ass youll be able to feel their liver.
Me and some buddies are goin train style tonight i hope my dick doesnt get jammed
by cock master August 17, 2005
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Train Face

An ill grimace used to deter potentially harmful and unwanted train passengers from invading your personal space while commuting on the train.
Yeah...I'm already on my way, Chief. You should see this primo trim on the train right now! I'd step to her to say what's up, except I'm still half-hammered and didn't shower yet.

...plus she's got the TRAIN FACE in full effect. I'll just perv out on yo' moms when I swing through instead. Peace.
by BigErn May 8, 2008
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toxic gossip train

A phrase used by content creators that is usually used to create a narrative of hate and negativity to distract from their actions, downplay their wrongdoings, or refrain from taking accountability for their exposed misdeeds. This phrase may be used during CSGO lottery sites for children, desperate dms to minors, and years of weird and predatory behavior toward children. This phrase may be recited in Iambic pentameter or hastily scrapped together with a ukulele and awkward glances to the camera.
Person A: "You have been accused of grooming and taking advantage of your fans, who are mostly minors."

Person B: "I didn't do it."

Person A: "Do you have evidence?"
Person B: *Pulls out ukulele* "♭♭The toxic gossip train♭♭..."
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training wheels

Little wheels that are installed in the back of bicycles, to the left and right, for kids who want to ride a bicycle but can't balance yet. With these wheels, they can ride without falling down. Eventually, they'll get rid of the training wheels when they get older, and they'll need to do that if they want to go faster and turn better.
Little Timmy is too young and keeps falling down with his bicycle, so we put training wheels on it.
by Captain Sham September 6, 2005
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