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Tombstone

Scratch whatever I said I wanted on my tombstone. I got s new one.
Hym "On my tombstone write 'I wanted to save humanity... So I did...' And then on the giant 24 karat gold plaque beneath the 12 meter tall, anatomically correct statue of me you need to write 'The greatest mind who ever lived. Better than everyone.' And make sure to remember that I'm a mustache-man now. It's super important."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Tombstone

A description for a hung and heavy male reproductive organ, usually in reference to it's weight and width resembling an actual tombstone & usually having many bodies attached to its experiences
Girl 1: Jeremy is so handsome. I'd let him all over me

Girl 2: Gurl you can't handle him, Samantha told me he was carrying a tombstone in his pants
by KamuiShortsGamer November 14, 2025
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Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.
"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.
by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010
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detroit tombstone

.The cock of a man covered in fecal matter after a person rides it
My man gave it to me good last night-Detroit tombstone good
by Detroit tombstone November 10, 2017
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Cockmeat Tombstone

A wrestling finishing move where ones opponent is flipped Into "pile-driving" position while his bottoms are pulled down to free the cockmeat to be placed in the mouth of the wrestler. Then once firmly balls deep in mouth the arms are raised with jazz hands. Once this is done, the wrestler does the splits while driving the opponent's head in the mat.
Oh no! He has him deep in his mouth and inverted! Hes going to give him the dreaded cockmeat tombstone!
by Danimalbaby November 15, 2020
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Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.
Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…
by GrUVee August 13, 2021
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