bus a nut

when you're about to nut so you bus a nut

omg im about to " bus a nut"

by Big bave June 15, 2018

Party Bus

pimped out coach bus used for drunken endeavors; may or may not include a stripper pole

Let's take a party bus out on the town for my birthday!

by drunkstudent February 25, 2009

Lao bu

Literally means "mother" in hokkien.

Didn't pass my exam, lao bu definitely will scold the shit out of me.

by Sglish August 25, 2018

Bus Parkour

Bus Parkour is a game that all bus drivers play but still deny playing it.

The game begins when two buses following the same route are within 1 or 2 stops range between each other.

The objective of the game is to get to the end of the route before the other bus. If a passenger wants to get off the bus or a passenger wants to get on the bus at a bus stop, the bus must stop at the bus stop and let them on/off.

It is this principle that brings the parkour element into play as both buses are overtaking each other as the route is followed up until the final stop (In the sense that the buses are "jumping over each other" as in parkour).

This can cause massive frustration for passengers both on and off the bus as Bus Parkour can slow down the journey and/or make the even later as they already are.

Dude 1: Why were you so late man?

Dude 2: The bus drivers were playing fucking bus parkour

Dude 1: Fuck I hate it when that shit happens

by JimmyRussell October 29, 2012

Py-bus

A person who Drives around in a bus pretending to sell pies, but as soon as a child comes near he steals them then trades them for Camels for his "sexual" pleasure

Stop that Py-bus he has my child!!!!

by The Py-Bus Investiagator July 29, 2008

Bus blower

a person who gives blow jobs to random people on a bus.

we call maggie a bus blower cause she gave head to that stranger sitting in that seat over there

by MEB's bffffff June 16, 2010

hop a bus

The Gravian way of saying "catch a bus"

Do you want to hop a bus?

by Dr. Graves February 4, 2015