Mess

A way of life

Misty Howard's life is such a mess

by Missy160 April 30, 2024

your a mess

Your a real ass mess if you dont clean your room!

Maria- hey is my room clean
Me- not only is your room not clean but your a mess!

by Daria's jokes May 20, 2022

Mess Maker

Someone who repeats media narrative about the climate and environment, but doesn’t exhibit personal responsibility towards the environment; economic liability

The Mess Makers are yelling about carbon emissions on the bridge again honey

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

Construction Mess

It's a mess that's blamed on the construction workers but someone else may have had something to do with it...

Person 1: why is there a big pile of shit on the carpet?

Person 2: Oh it's just a Construction Mess. The workers did it (and definitely not me haha).

by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025

Drunken Mess

When you are a complete mess while you are drunk

Fozzy is a drunken mess

by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022

mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 6, 2014

No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.

'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'

by renstar July 19, 2015