Kirked

To be fatally shot in the neck.

Nick Shirley says people telling him he’ll be ‘Kirked’ after viral Somali fraud video.

by David X. Hatley December 31, 2025

Kirk

Charlie charlie kirky, i just poped a pirky, charlie charlie kirky.

I just fucked the kirk out of that woman

by dat1kirk January 1, 2026

Kirked

To be executed on a broadcast or public recording, usually by means of a sharpshooter.

1: "did you hear trump almost got kirked?"
2: "what a shame"

by whats a Gurl? January 5, 2026

kirk

a way to express a strong feeling towards something. such shock or hatred.

"bro thats kirking crazy."
"HOLY KIRK DUDE."

by KIRKEATER5555 January 5, 2026

Kirked

To get suddenly and permanently retired from life via firearm, usually without any prior heads-up, dramatic music, or chance to dramatically clutch your chest and deliver a final one-liner.

Dude walked out the store, got kirked mid-text message. Bro never even hit send.

by Clit_gobler January 7, 2026

Kirked

Murked

He messed with a gang and ended up getting Kirked.

by Open Brain Research January 7, 2026

Kirk

Is a synonym for the word neck

She was giving my bro Kirk

by Mayhugh7381 January 7, 2026